Total Medals Earned: 61 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,155 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/495 points)
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
